175 TYPES OF GOTHs

1. Punkgoth--the original flava!
2. Mopeygoth--fuck off and die (reading Baudelaire in a coffeehaus)
3. Perkygoth--would rather live with flopsey and bouncy than mopey
4. Poseygoth--the offshoot of the partime punk
5. Bittergoth--one level below mopeygoth
6. Crankygoth--primarily focused in female goths once per month
7. Perkygoth Supreme--Edvamp _used_ to be one
8. Poseurgoth/Visigoth/Miligoth--...if you have to ask...
9. Vampygoth--subscribes to alt.gothic and alt.vampyres
10. Crustygoth--those over 40, if they still have hippy tendencies
11. Mustygoth--those who have been dead a short while
12. Dustygoth--those who have been dead a very long time
13. Industragoth--likes both goth and industrial music
14. Perkydomgoth--a happy dominatrix
15. Perkysubgoth--happy that _they're_ not in control
16. Perkyswitchgoth--just happy, no matter who is in control
17. Mommygoth/Daddygoth--reserved for those with offspring
18. Polygoth--those with polygamous preferences/desires
19. Bubblegoth--those who chew gum and blow bubbles at clubs
20. Kittygoth--those who own Hello Kitty _everything_
21. Keropigoth--those who own Keropi _everything_
22. Badtzgoth--those who own Badtz Maru _everything_
23. Burritogoth--those who have experienced Tortillas
24. Androgagoth--those who have perfected that androgynous look
25. Crowgoth--those who think they are Brandon Lee
26. Monogoth--monogamous relationships only!
27. Fuzzygoth--those with facial hair or _very_ hairy backs
28. Arachnogoth--those that have a spider fetish and/or own tarantulas
29. Necrogoth--those obsessed with death, or sex with the dead
30. Ultragoth--they know who they are, and we could care less
31. UltraMegagoth--those born on Halloween or Friday the 13th
32. Lumigoth--if it glows in the dark, they own it
33. Manlygoth--reserved especially for Al Golagia and other "men"
34. Geekygoth--those who have achieved the delicate balance of geekdom and gothdom
35. Oi!goth--often combined with punkgoth (don't fight with these ones)
36. Aussiegoth/Austragoth--our friends from down under
37. Manicgoth--manic depressive
38. Nerdigoth--those that try to be geekygoth, but don't quite pull it off
39. Fingoth--reserved exclusively for Desmodus
40. Fossilgoth--those born 100+ years too early
41. Neurogoth--cyber freak
42. Newrogoth--new romantics
43. Sistergoth--devote followers of the Sisters of Mercy
44. Studygoth--those enrolled at a form of higher/continued education
45. Taxigoth--those who possess full-time jobs and help feed Uncle Sam
46. Spraygoth--one who fells the need to spray alt.gothic periodically
47. Flamegoth--one who enjoys the art of flaming
48. Inkygoth--those with 2+ tattoos
49. Blinkygoth--own those blinking red eyed bat keychains
50. Pezgoth--own _both_ the skeleton and witch Pez(tm) dispensor
51. Purrygoth--those who like cats more than people
52. Newbiegoth--just goth the courage to begin posting and/or clubbing
53. Anarchigoth--anarchists
54. Miligoth--military goth
55. Belagoth--those who aspire to Lugosi's attributes
56. Panicgoth--regular consumers of Manic Panic(tm) products
57. Fangygoth--those with professional fangs made
58. Bondagoth--enjoys bondage (giving or receiving)
59. Bigoth--bi-sexual goth
60. Lesbigoth--lesbian goth
61. Homogoth--gay goth
62. Boxgoth--own one or more lunchboxes to carry personal effects
63. Petalgoth--obsessed with drying roses, black roses, or eating roses
64. Babygoth/Childgoth--offspring of goths
65. Fairygoth--those that are godmother/mother to #64
66. Gangstagoth--boiz/grlz chillin in da hood
67. Noodlegoth--those on the ramen/maccaroni/spaghetti/pasta budget
68. Fishygoth--wear fishnet on _any_ part of their body
69. Aquagoth--their only nourishment is in the form of liquids
70. Alcigoth--alcoholic goth
71. Vegigoth--vegetarian goth
72. Orthogoth--wear braces, retainers, ect...
73. LittleMinigoth/stumpygoth--those under 5'1"
74. Shygoth--prone to staring and hiding behind/under people/things at clubs
75. Murkeygoth--goes mopey/perky/mopey/perky (repeat), similar to manicgoth
76. Spineygoth--has hedgehogs in their sig or porcupine/hedgehog fetish
77. Quantumgoth--ask Sexbat ^..^ ,he will tell you
78. Semigoth--haven't committed 100% to gothdom (part-time goth)
79. Redgoth--community over ego goth, AKA commiegoth
80. Stonergoth--ingests/grows/produces illegal substances for the mind/body
81. Litigoth--nightmare lawyers
82. Gungoth--watch out for them and their alt.gothic.guns.guns.guns!!!
83. Crimpygoth--crimped hair nightmare
84. Spikeygoth--spiked hair, spiked jacket, and/or spiked collar
85. Chiroptogoth--bat lovers or anything to do with bats
86. Netgoth--isn't everyone who reads this?
87. Jellogoth--serves oh-so-difficult custom creations to honored guests
88. Metagoth--sorry, lost the definition... (help?)
89. Betagoth--still trying to get out of test mode for final release
90. Wankergoth--thinks they are the 1st to denounce goth this/that
91. Barbigoth--collects Barbies & dresses them up like goths (Ken/Skipper too)
92. Duckiegoth--brings a rubber duckie to clubs and shows
93. Miscgoth/Calicogoth/Muttgoth--a miscellaneous smattering of all types
94. Comigoth--reads/collects comic books
95. Sandygoth--obsessed with Sandman or loves the beach
96. Winniegoth--Winnie the Pooh/A.A. Milne fans. say "Oh Bother!" a lot
97. Swampgoth--into Swamp subgenres (Nick Cave, Cramps, ect...)
98. Behemothgoth--600+ pounds goth
99. Oldschoolgoth--don't like anything after Bauhaus broke up
100. Newschoolgoth--don't like anything before Bauhaus broke up
101. Amerigoth--into only USA goth bands, or are from the USA
102. Britgoth--into only UK goth bands, or are from the UK
103. Slothgoth--veeerrryyy veeerrryyy sllloooww goth
104. Brothgoth--like soup or can only afford a soup diet
105. Moshgoth--those into pits (willingly that is)
106. Pogogoth--jump up and down, don't mosh (usually a perkygoth as well)
107. Robogoth/Bionicgoth--those who are androids or have false limbs
108. Dixiegoth--from the south... y'all
109. Yankeegoth--from the north... yous guys
110. Weekendgoth--goth on weekends only
111. Coughgoth--goffs wif a cold *sniff*
112. Ditzygoth--dumb goths
113. Htoggoth--dyslexic goths (also palindromic goths)
114. Mothgoth--goths after the larvel stage
115. Archigoth--one who archives alt.gothic articles, ect...
116. Billygoth--one who likes rockabilly
117. Ambigoth--thinks that Brian Eno's _Discreet_Music_ is too noisy and agitated, usually a lover of 4AD/Projekt bands
118. Canagoth--from the Big Maple Leaf place
119. Cyclogoth--lover of moterbike/bicycles/unicycles
120. Whitbygoth--ask Jane Shaw, she'll tell you!
121. Topgoth--Whitby Gothic Festival badge wearer and damn proud!
122. Holygoth--devout religious goths
123. Pagangoth--followers of their own religion, or lack thereof
124. Grumpygoth--is related to Sneezy, Happy, Sleepy, ect...
125. Docgoth--devout wearer of Doc Martens (any kind)
126. Armagoth--has purchased records at Armageddon, or loves armadillos
127. Texgoth--duh! they're from Texas
128. Notagoth--one who insists on claiming that they're "not a goth!"
129. Negativegoth--wearer of white garb
130. Modgoth--goths with scooters (old European ones, not Hondas)
131. Converjagoth--has/will atten/ed a/an Convergence
132. Frothgoth--infuriated flamer who falls for every troll on alt.gothic
133. Crunchygoth--maitians a bat house, grows own wormood, brings spiders into house
134. Juvigoth--thoose under the tender age of 18, but older than 12
135. Glittergoth--puts glitter everywhere! especially body, usually also Perkygoth
136. Nephgoth--those who think Fields of the Nephilium are the definitive gothic band
137. Sologoth--goths living in un-gothic places looking for a scene to inhabit
138. Ophidigoth--ones fond of, in possesion of, with the name of a legless reptile
139. Chaosgoth--thrive of causing and/or being in chaotic/stressful/hectic environments (can also be a fractal freak)
140. Pyrogoth--fire! fire!
141. Peppygoth--has lifetime perscription of Prozac (drug induced Perkygoth)
142. Maudlingoth--wishes had a lifetime percription to Prozac
143. Theragoth--dependant/functional upon therapy or forced into therapy without warning
144. Cybergoth--technically advanced
145. Sedagoth--must be/enjoys being repressed/restrained through chemical methods
146. RenFairgoths--those determined to wear marginally historical clothes from the 16th-18th centuries, including chain mail, soft leather boots, and/or wunder-Corsets. Usually they are also a...
147. Celtogoth--obsessed with the wailing female voices, harps and all thing Irish, including Harp ale. Especially into matriarchal Celtic mysticism a la Robert Graves, as well as Irish poets. Often in the same circles with...
148. Gypsygoth--tons of dangly jewelry, often some of it crossing the cheek or forehead under a tassled wrapped scarf. Conduct seances to old Dead Can Dance albums.
149. MerchantIvorygoth--of the dandy variety, inspired 19th-century achingly romantic drmas by the film company Merchant Ivory (often staring Julian Sands and what's-her-name from Room With a View)
150. ClubKidgoth--wear the same shiney, glittery platforms to raves and goth clubs
151. Promgoth--dyed thier prom dress/suit black
152. NewWavegoth--fierce, pre-categorized goth/new-wave/punky look a la Anne Magnuen in The Hunger
153. Instagoth--one day they aren't, the next they are(similar to posergoth)
154. MyLittlePonygoth--thoose with multi-color hair extensions
155. CromeDomegoth/Baldigoth/Curlygoth--those without hair, intensionally or otherwise
156. GrungiGoth--Black plaid and Kurt Cobain, need it be defined more?
157. RavenGoth--Common affliction among NetGoths who have 'Raven' in their handle
158. QuartzGoth--into crystal/mineral energy, often found wearing small quartz      necklaces
159. LARPGoth--Mistaken for a Goth as they Live Action Role Play, often have BelaGoth syndrome
160. Germanogoth--Jackboot wearer, & knows how to use them; can be depressed in 2 languages
161. Ratgoth--Possesses 3+ of the species Rattus Norvegicus/Rattus Rattus, often used as fashion aides
162. Disneygoth--collector of disneyware, wears black gloves & Mickey Mouse ears to clubs
163. Godzillagoth--lover of large paper mache monsters (et al)in cheesey horror movies
164. Bridalgoth--those who take thrift store wedding dresses, "make them goth" & wear them to clubs
165. Chigoth--those living in the general Chicagoland area (includes IN and WI areas)
166. Labelgoth--wear only the newest in goth fashion from label such as Begotten, Lip Service, Cyxtees, Eternal, Fun House, ect...
167. Depechegoth--own every single DepecheMODE album and single, for more info ask DJ Phoenix.
168. Casualgoth--always wearing all black, but never look completely ready to go out.
169. Curegoth--do NOT believe Robert Smith when he says that the cure isn't Goth.
170. Colorgoth--wear color, such as burgundy, purple, red and/or blue, more often than the typical all black attire
171. Morrisseygoth--"I wear black on the outside, 'cause black is how I feel on then inside." often also Vegigoths, Mopeygoth and Bigoth or Homogoth
172. Valleygoth--"like, oh my goth"
173. Siouxsiegoth--jeeper creepers, where'd you get those peepers
174. Covergoth--One who feels they cannot go out in public unless their face is completely covered in Black and/or White grease paint.. (sometimes resembling a scary circus clown, also connected to "Instagoths")
175. Transgoth--Goths who crossdress into anothers gender.
176. ????